Live Blogging Top Chef: Episode 3

9:39 EST

While you watch the last episode, find out what kind of judge you are: judge test
Of course I was Tom.

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9:44 EST

So I went commercial tonight and ordered some Domino’s. While Gansie is off socializing with normal people, I will spend my night talking to my imaginary Internet friends about Top Chef. But I have to give Domino’s credit. They came up with this new invention called the Pizza Tracker. It shows you the 5 steps that happen once you order your pizza online. For instance, I ordered my pizza at 9:20, and at 9:21 I knew that Sonia had started applying toppings. 7 minutes later, Tomar is on the way to my house. Frankly, it’s pretty cool. Nice work, corporate giant.

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9:56 EST

TOMAR!!! WHERE ARE YOU??? 80P HUNGRY!! Hmm, well, according to Pizza Tracker, I have my pizza. Oops

Ok, sorry, no more about me, let’s focus on other people’s problems.

More live blogging (maybe about Top Chef this time) after the break…

10:03 EST

So Richard literally wakes up with his hair like that?

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10:08 EST

Baldy had me at chipotle…unfortunately he hates Mexican people.

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10:20 EST

Let me guess, these people all “shopped” at Whole Foods.

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10:22 EST

That lady with all the food is not saving for the next World War, she’s Mitt Romney‘s mother!

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10:24 EST

Anyone else think this would be a lot more fun in the Southside of Chi-town. What, are they in Naperville?

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10:30 EST

Prediction time: Eric gets the boot. That corn dog looks kinda tasty, but I think they are really foreshadowing his departure. First, he declared Mexican food is for homeless people, then he worries about the dog’s sogginess. Peace out baldy.

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10:38 EST

I want one of those s’mores…now.

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10:40 EST

Wow, Bravo getting a little political. Maybe they should have asked that female president question back during season 2, when Hill-dog had a chance.

Zing.

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10:47 EST

OHHH. Blue team pulls a fast one! Over/Under on seconds until Andrew blows up? Oh, and buh-bye Eric.

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10:54 EST

Having a real hard time taking Andrew seriously. “This is my house!” Dude, shut up. What, did Under Armour replace Glad Family of Products as the Top Chef corporate sponsor??

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11:00 EST

Thanks for following along with this live blog. Come back next week, when ES predicts another loser correctly within the first 5 minutes of the episode.