Hott Links: Jesus Has Risen – But is He Dark or Semi-Sweet?

Chocolate Jesus is back. But the real question is, when will he fight Butter Harry Potter?

Anthony Bourdain is picking a fight with Rachel Ray over her ‘evil’ Dunkin Donuts campaign. We love you Tony, but don’t make us choose between you and DD. You won’t like the results.

Top Chef reject Josie is opening her own restaurant (a few blocks from my new house!) No word on when Sanjaya’s album comes out.

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