Week One: Endless Wing-Off
Endless Readers –
So we learned a couple things from Week 1. Andy Reid is an idiot, the Redskins, Giants and Cowboys are all very hate-able, and mostly, Andy Reid is an idiot.
Nonetheless, we were also reminded that buffalo wings are damn delicious.
Further, at my spot in Fredericksburg, a slight twist to the Bleu Cheese was introduced, and I gladly welcomed the new “spice” (to be revealed next week.) This was not just a clever twist to the wing-eating experience; it rocked my world.
Two MNF games last night certainly made for a healthy week one, but next week the stakes are raised as there is less football hours over the course of the weekend.
Post jump, my totals and a few more thoughts
1) 12 beers
2) 8 wings
3) 1 cheese steak
4) 1 basket of chili cheese fries
5) 1 “How many vegetables have you eaten in the last month?” comment
6) If announcers continue to jerk off Brett Favre when he gains no yards and scores 0 points I’m going to hold the entire state of Wisconsin hostage. He’s washed up, he’s ineffective, get over it.
7) Andy Reid is an idiot.
8 ) No one cares about your fantasy team.
9) Report: Several MLB teams continue to play despite the start of the NFL season.
10) Buffalo Wild Wings should allow you to mix and match sauces with the 8 piece boneless buffalo tender order, I mean, c’mon, we’re only human.
POINT TOTAL: 60
Click here to figure out yours and leave in the comments section.
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gansie contributed to the link portion of the article; photo from Eagles vs. Ravens circa 2004
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Chart added by 80 Proof:
Sad, sad weekend for ol’ Lipscomb. Actually, great weekend at the beach. But sad, sad performance in the wing-off.
Totals:
4 Wings
4 Beers
1 Sheppard’s Pie
80 Proof, I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Come on now–the Favre comment was a lil unnecessary. Just cause they won… He’s still a professional athlete at age 37, in a sport, where most retire by the time they are 30.
I blame the Jersey Shore too. I promise to do better next weekend!
7 wings
3 beers
1 bag of potato chips
= 0 points
RE: Favre – we should never judge Wisconsin without taking into consideration the state’s historic contributions to the world of fried food and beer.
MLB? Ah yes I vaguely remember. Are the Phillies still playing follow the leader with the Mets? I grew tired of that horse shit. Favre— ah Im too bitter to comment, I may regret it. Reid is moronic. And tack on 6 more beers for a cool 195 pts!!! I declare myself the leader.
Do Nachos count for any points? How about Crown Royal? If not, I had a crappy weekend as well, but I blame it on the two above substances.
If I come to DC this weekend, I’ll do my best to make up for it.
Zero points then?
If you come to DC, we are eating wings for breakfast on Sunday.
dropping a bar graph!! I did not see that one coming.