by gansie
**News Flash** Martha’s Causing Trouble Again
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Straight out of the British tabloids, it’s reported that Martha “hideous old crone, former jailbird” Stewart is trying to steal Nigella “sexy and interesting” Lawson’s husband, a rich, art collector.
It is also noted that Nigella carries mustard around with her where ever she goes.
ES will surely keep you up to date on this development.
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Quotes taken directly from the comments section.
Photos: Unangelic.org, funmansion.com
Definitely a pity you couldn’t find any images of Nigella with said mustard for the voting…she wins hands down in my book.
“English Muffin,” indeed – though that’s just begging for a joke about ‘english muffin tops.’
In other celebrity news, looks like Gwyneth Paltrow is not too happy Giada won our poll. Early favorite for our 2008 contest.
http://www.entertainmentwise.com/news?id=18012537
she’s totally gonna do batali
I can imagine the brainstorming session where they sat around trying to come up with a title:
“Molto Gwyneth?”
“What about ‘Ciao Spain?'”
“I got it! ‘Mario eats Gwyneth!'”
creme de la gwen
shakespeare in the kitchen
paltrow me a bone
blondes have more pun