Top 10 Food Pun Halloween Costumes

We’ve done cute, weird, and sexy, but now it’s time to talk about the very best type of Halloween costume: Punny! You know, the type that makes you really proud of yourself but just makes others say “Oh, I get it” and not laugh. Pun costumes!

To make it even more fun, I’m not gonna tell you what the puns are. Ya’ll gotta figure it our yourselves. Your only clue is that they all have something to do with some kind of food. So here are the Top 10 Food Pun Halloween Costumes. Guess away!

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Via: Starfirerapture

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Via: coolest-homemade-costumes.com

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Via: PrankPlace

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Via: Coolest Homemande Costumes

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Top 10 Sexiest Food Halloween Costumes

We’ve already covered people who use Halloween as an excuse to embarrass themselves (or their children). But some folks use the holiday for a much more practical purpose: Getting laid. You know who I’m talking about. Those usually uptight types who interpret Halloween costumes as a reason to get half naked in public. And if you can incorporate food into it, you’ve won my heart. So take a look at the Top 10 Sexiest Food Halloween Costumes:

10. The Sexy Chef

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Via: Costume Shopper

A slutty classic.

9. Dirty Martini

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Via: Inventor Spot

Points for the details, right down to the pimento nipples.

8. Banana Au Naturale

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Via: Hub Pages

Come on now, I am pretty sure this one is meant to be worn with clothes on.

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Top 10 Weirdest Food Halloween Costumes

We kicked the week off by looking at the top ten cutest food halloween costumes, but for some of you (and us) baby-less, pet-less people, Halloween is less about embarrassing your tiny loved ones, and more about letting your own freak flag fly sky-high. So today, here’s a look at the Top Ten Weirdest Food Halloween Costumes:

10. Real Life Ramen

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Via: WTF Costumes

Who does this? And where is the lime-chili shrimp flavor?

9. The T-Boner

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Via: BuyCostumes.com

The most amazing thing about this ad is that they got the guy to actually pose just as douchebaggy as you would expect someone who bought this costume to look. They say it’s hard to screw up steak, but…well done.

8. Giant Furry Cupcake

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Via: Myspace

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Top 10 Cutest Food Halloween Costumes

Endless Simmer’s second favorite holiday is right around the corner (sorry, but candy or no candy, Halloween can’t compete with Turkey Day). To get us all ready for trick-or-treating, we’ll spend the next two weeks looking at the funniest/sexiest/scariest/weirdest Halloween costumes we can find —of course, they will all feature food.

Up first, for all you sickos who use Halloween only as an excuse to torture your babies/dogs/kittens, here are The Top 10 Cutest Food Halloween Costumes:

10. WonderBaby

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Via: The Find

OK, it has no nutritional value, but come on, still pretty freaking cute.

9. Chef Puppy

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Via: Funny Dog

I just wanna know what he’s making.

8. Peas in a Pod

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via: WTF costumes

7. The Weiner Dog

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Via: Doxieone

Somebody please get me out of this thing…I’ve never been so embarrassed

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Hallofoodie

Although slutty costumes are currently on the rise for the tween trick-or-treaters, us mature Hween celebrants have chosen to showcase our love for ghosts and pumpkins through food inspired get-ups.

Highlights:

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Morgasm, SAG‘s girlfriend, selected a totally kosher take on dressing up – the Morton’s Salt girl. (Please excuse SAG’s Elton John get-up)

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h diddy found her natural calling – as a pizza eating cock.

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(more photos ahead!)

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And the Collie Will Have a Side of Fries

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What’s worse than dressing up poor, defenseless babies in Halloween costumes – dressing up poor, defenseless pets.

Please send ES your wacky food related costumes — crazyeats@endlesssimmer.com.
We’ll be sure to share ours.

Here are some of the worst offenders:

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banana doggies

lobster doggies

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