ES Local: What’s Eating DC

Our weekly round-up of the best eating and drinking events going down in Washington, DC.

Event of the Week: It’s Independence Day, y’all! Check out the map for a list of restaurants offering to-go boxes for your holiday weekend picnic, from macaroons at Adour to brat burgers at Birch & Barley.
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Remember, you can check out the constantly updated map any day of the week.

If you represent a restaurant or bar and wish to have your event listed on the ES Local: What’s Eating DC event map, please write to me at britannia(at)endlesssimmer(dot)com

Yellow Changes the Day

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My mom is a nursery school teacher. She needs to teach exacts. Strawberries are red. A is the first letter of the alphabet. A shining sun equals a warm day. But then she met me and my farmers’ market ways.

All of a sudden cauliflower could be bright yellow. Broccoli could be purple. Grapes could be navy blue. Asparagus could be white. And holy crap, as I just found out at J&G Steakhouse in DC: watermelon could be yellow.

Amanda said that she had enjoyed “yellow dollies,” mini-watermelons with yellow interior, on the shores of South and North Carolina. I’ve never seen such a feat until tonight.

And while I believe in some certainties, like the ABCs, I do believe that teaching about produce is an entirely different, yet terribly fun, always changing  and delicious game.

The Countdown Begins: Thirsty for Some Snookie

I refuse to concede my Jersey Shore to those fuck faces on MTV. I’m used to being mocked because I’m from Jerz. But this show. This show. Ugh. That’s not actually the Jersey Shore. Or at least not mine. Mine is tame. Mine involves sunning on the beach and not in a capsule. Mine is full of bitchy, jewelry-encrusted old Jewish women and not tatted up frat boys.

But fine. The show is totally addicting. And while I may tune in to an episode or two when season two airs–in just one month—on July 29th, I will not, however, indulge in their celebrity status. So you could imagine my terror when I spied these drink specials at Commissary in DC.

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My mouth is too ajar to form hateful words.  You can, though.

Cheflebrity Smörgåsbord: Matilda Cuomo…My New Hero!

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The latest and greatest news about celebrity chefs, served up buffet style.

– Presented without comment, a quote from Matilda Cuomo on the fact that her son’s girlfriend, Sandra Lee, makes lasagna with cottage cheese and canned tomato soup:  “I don’t know that that’s true. You know, maybe she puts cottage cheese because he doesn’t want to put on weight. He’s watching his diet. But that’s not the way you make lasagna.”

– Rachael Ray is the latest celeb on the “our kids are too fat” bandwagon.  I don’t know what they’re talking about.  Mom packed me a lard sandwich every day and I turned out just fine.  (He said, as he reached for his home defibrillator.)

After the jump…wall-to-wall Top Chef.

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ES Local: What’s Eating DC

Our weekly round-up of the best eating and drinking events going down in Washington, DC.

Event of the Week: The Argonaut on H St recently suffered major fire damage and as a result has shuttered its doors. Its gracious neighbor The Rock & Roll Hotel is hosting a benefit in support of the staff and owners of The Argonaut on Wednesday, June 30.
View ES Local: What’s Eating DC in a larger map

Remember, you can check out the constantly updated map any day of the week.

If you represent a restaurant or bar and wish to have your event listed on the ES Local: What’s Eating DC event map, please write to me at britannia(at)endlesssimmer(dot)com

Top Chef: Welcome to DC

The long awaited, post-preggers-Padma, in-DC version of Top Chef finally premiers on Bravo tonight at 9 p.m. ET. Check out the video above for a sneak preview, and for you Washington ES-ers, some serious real estate envy.

ES Local: What’s Eating DC

Our weekly roundup of the best eating and drinking events going down in Washington, DC.

Event of the Week: Whichever way you swing there’s something for you this weekend, whether it’s World Cup watching at AGAINN or pre-pride brunching at POV, head out and enjoy the balls.
View ES Local: What’s Eating DC in a larger map
Remember, you can check out the constantly updated map any day of the week.

If you represent a restaurant or bar and wish to have your event listed on the ES Local: What’s Eating DC map, please write to me at britannia(at)endlesssimmer(dot)com

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