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Burns My Bacon: Whipped Cream at Mickey D's

Posted by on February 18 2013 in Drinks, Holiday, Rants & Raves

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Public Service Announcement: The Shamrock Shake is back!

While other stores stock up on Easter Candy and the new summer line, McDonald”s is proactively celebrating a true holiday: St. Patty”s Day. Other than Irish Car Bombs, there is nothing better than a Shamrock Shake on a not-so-near-Spring day. Just one thing:make sure you tell them you don”t want whipped cream on it. Or the damn cherry…

Sure, I like whipped cream, but not when it replaces one fourth of the shake! Oh yeah, and they put a cherry on top. If I wanted a sundae, I”d order a sundae (somewhere else). But guess what? I want a mint shake with green food coloring in it, Det er SkillOnNet som leverer spillene til EU casino online , en aktor som er anerkjent for nedlastbare casino online er. and I want it filled to the top, damnit. Only for less than one month a year do I get to drink green, minty, creamy, fatty goodness. I don”t want whipped cream to clog up my red and yellow striped straw—that narrow tunnel is reserved only for my shake.

I know, I know, this is not something new. I got screwed over last year. So this year, I got smart and told them, “no whip, asshole.” What did I get? Three-fourths of a cup of a Shamrock Shake (that will teach you for trying to be fancy with your clear plastic cup, “McCafe.”)  I went via the drive-through and didn”t notice the damage done until it was too late. Don”t let this happen to you. Check it before you take your first big SUCK through the straw. We deserve better. My Irish car bomb better be f”ing awesome this year…

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  1. February 18, 2013

    I can’t even talk about this. I got one last year in the clear cup with the whipped cream and cherry and haven’t gotten one since. GIVE ME MY PAPER CUP AND NO BULLSHIT PLEASE THANKS.

  2. Eamonn permalink
    February 20, 2013

    I just have one amendment to make to this. It’s St. Paddy’s Day. Nobody in Ireland has ever shortened Patrick to Patty. Otherwise, I totally agree, hate that much whipped cream.

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