http://www.endlesssimmer.com/2012/05/08/burns-my-bacon-useless-fortune-cookies/ - recipes, restaurants, food travel and everything edible Wed, 19 Jun 2013 16:19:30 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5.1 http://www.endlesssimmer.com/2012/05/08/burns-my-bacon-useless-fortune-cookies/comment-page-1/#comment-89938 Arivea Fri, 11 May 2012 17:52:38 +0000 http://www.endlesssimmer.com/?p=34894#comment-89938 My sister made the suggestion of putting the words “in bed” at the end of each fortune, it makes many of the awful ones hilarious.

]]> http://www.endlesssimmer.com/2012/05/08/burns-my-bacon-useless-fortune-cookies/comment-page-1/#comment-89777 Ali Macaluso Wed, 09 May 2012 14:38:02 +0000 http://www.endlesssimmer.com/?p=34894#comment-89777 I feel your pain! The night before I turned 30 I went out for PF Chang’s. I waited the whole dinner to open that cookie and find some inspirational words of wisdom. I unfolded the paper and read aloud: “Some like it hot. Eat more kung Pao.” Pffffffft.

]]> http://www.endlesssimmer.com/2012/05/08/burns-my-bacon-useless-fortune-cookies/comment-page-1/#comment-89721 erica Tue, 08 May 2012 23:18:52 +0000 http://www.endlesssimmer.com/?p=34894#comment-89721 on behalf of fortune cookies: “hahahaaaa sucker!!”.

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