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A Fruit Unlike Any Other: Avocado Milkshake

Posted by on May 9 2011 in Desserts, Drinks, Featured, Recipe, Veggie

The longer you think about the avocado, the stranger it becomes.  What is it, exactly, and how did we become so accustomed to its buttery moon-face mashed up into everything from dip to ice cream?  The Oxford Companion to Food begins its definition of avocado as “Persea americana, a fruit unlike any other.”  Almost as if the dictionary writer could find no better words of description.

Visually, it’s a puzzle:  the exterior as lumpy and black as a dinosaur egg, with an inner chamber of pale green grading towards yellow.  Its pit is like polished wood, or as Fernandez de Oviedo described in 1526, “like a peeled chestnut,” resting in a hollow more perfect than any spoon could scoop out.

Before we go any further, let me discuss the real reason why I so recently became interested in avocados.  Do you ever find yourself thinking about words?  “Avocado” is a rather beautiful word — the regularly spaced consonants and internal assonance give it a vague symmetry — and I began wondering where the name comes from.  The Jamaicans call it alligator pear, English sailors called it “midshipman’s butter,” but in which language is such a pleasant name found indigenously?  As it turns, out, avocado is a derivative of ahuacatl, which happens to be the Aztec word for testicle.  The avocado grows in pairs, dangling from the tree so suggestively that even the Aztecs noticed, pausing long enough from their daily blood sacrifice to chuckle to themselves and bestow the avocado with its legacy.   With that in mind, the Oxford’s definition “a fruit unlike any other” develops an entirely new meaning.

In the seventeenth century, W. Hughes, physician to King Charles II of England wrote home from Jamaica about the avocado, “It nourisheth and strengtheneth the body, corroborating the spirits and procuring lust exceedingly.”  In the puritan colonies, to eat an avocado in public was to be labeled as a slut.  Naturally, when American farmers in the early 1900s were looking to boost their avocado sales, they decided upon an ad campaign specifically denying its aphrodisiac qualities.

These days, the avocado is hardly provocative.  In my mind it conjures up Mad Men era housewives and jello molds: tidy cold slices fanned atop iceberg lettuce like a slimy flower.  I wanted to liberate the avocado, find a recipe to showcase the fruit in all its delicate, voluptuous glory.  Milkshakes seemed like the way to go.

 

Depending on how you feel about avocados, mention of an avocado milkshake may make you quiver with anticipation or shudder in horror.  After several weeks of experimentation, I now belong to the latter category.  I found many attractive recipes online, full of exotic-sounding ingredients that I immediately wanted for my own, but most of my experiments ended tragically, in stomachache.

I tried one involving one ripe avocado, half a cup of condensed milk, half a cup of coconut milk, and half a cup of regular milk.  Everything goes into the blender and the avocado comes out transformed, lightened, thickened, and sweet…very sweet.  Imagine, if you will, a tomato milkshake.  Or a baked potato loaded with whipped cream.  It was, unfortunately, horrific.

When I had recovered sufficiently to start thinking about avocados again, I realized that my search for a palatable recipe could go in two different directions:  the healthy milkshake, or the ridiculously indulgent milkshake.  After briefly considering the vegan recipes, with their measly teaspoons of cocoa powder and soy milk bases, I heeded the call of decadence.

The winner of my experiments is not a great recipe, but it is an interesting one.  This avocado milkshake doesn’t focus on the avocado–instead, it uses the fruit’s richness to enhance an already perfect food:  chocolate.

Chocolate Avocado Milkshake

In a blender, mix in one avocado, one cup chocolate ice cream, and one cup milk.  When it’s blended (and there may be inevitable avocado chunks lurking in the bottom of your blender) squeeze a few drops of juice from a halved lime into the blender, giving it one final swish before pouring.  Think of it as a malt, but one with an unexpected green tang.

Be careful with this recipe:  there’s a fine line between sexy and overdone.  Lime adds a lively note to the creaminess of chocolate and avocado, but too much of it and you’ll feel like you’re drinking one of those terribly elaborate tikki lounge things.  Too much avocado, and the milkshake will feel dangerously close to liquid guacamole.  I like chocolate ice cream that has no restraints and a dark, fudgy color, such as Godiva or Bassetts.

The best way to try this at home is to share it:  the aphrodisiac properties don’t work as well when you drink an entire avocado by yourself.

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  1. May 9, 2011

    Milkshakes on the mind! Yours on the silky, healthy avocado. Toque’s on the spiked variety (just posted a piece on boozy milkshakes less than an hour ago!) It’s great how the avocado bridges the sweet and savory. My vegan cousin uses avocado as a base for a pretty good chocolate mousse.

  2. Ruth permalink
    May 9, 2011

    What’s ALSO great about this is that chocolate comes to us from the Aztecs. So, you know, if you want to have an Aztec-themed party or something, your drinks are in the bag. Your guests can walk around trying to pronounce “ahuacatl” and “xocolatl.” …it’ll be an awesome time.

  3. Anon permalink
    May 9, 2011

    Liquid guacamole *shudder*

  4. May 9, 2011

    Two summers ago I stayed with a friend in the south of Spain, and she introduced me to one of her favorite things there, this creamy avocado shake-esque thing… aguacate granizado? Maybe? Anyway, it was delicious and this recipe is reminiscent.

  5. AuntDebbiefromCalifornia permalink
    May 9, 2011

    Living in California means we have an overabundance of avocados and access to artisian chocolate ice cream (was in just such a place yesterday..). However, I don’t know if I am brave enough to try this one…

  6. jumpingjack permalink
    May 10, 2011

    The chocolate one sounds delicious, but you should try the Vietnamese avocado sinh to again. I’ve never made one, but they are super delicious, and not too sweet, when from Vietnamese spots (Thanh Son Tofu in Eden Center, if you’re in the DC area, makes an excellent one).

  7. May 10, 2011

    Definitely agree! Avocados are a little strange, but they’re ridiculously delicious! I’d love to try this milkshake! Sounds so so cool!

  8. May 12, 2011

    Avocados are terrific, they taste so good. Your avocado milkshake is very tempting and one to add variety to our use of avocados, usually with salads, with a sandwich or by themselves. This recipe, quite sure, will be a winner in our household very soon. Thanks for sharing.

  9. PhilBarr permalink
    June 9, 2011

    Sounds great. Our favorite was always to make it with Vanilla Ice Cream, keeping the beautiful creamy green.

    Thanks Hannah

  10. Kevin Lin permalink
    September 7, 2011

    big deal….my mom used to make avocado smoothies all the time….lol

  11. Rebecca permalink
    January 11, 2012

    I just happened upon this when I Googled avocado milkshake, and am so happy I did! What a beautiful way to write about the avocado! I will definitely be reading more of you.
    Thanks!

  12. February 13, 2012

    very good recipe

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