Endless thanks to everyone who spent part of their year simmering with us. Before you pop the bubbly, relive 2010 with our top 10 most read posts of the year.
You would not believe how many times parents will return to a snarky food blog just to tell the world how much cuter their kid is than every other kid.
We recommend every eater completes this tour once, and only once.
You ESers are a sucker for anything with “chocolate” and “cocktail” in the same sentence.
They’re not just for Thanksgiving anymore.
Give this a second read and make it your New Year’s Resolution to be a better customer.
That scallop BLT on the second row is still the most fuckable thing I’ve seen all year.
Between this and the sweet potato recipes, you should be set for the rest of the winter.
If you ask us, the brain hemorrhage works just fine for New Year’s too.
If you deep-fry it, they will come.
Never underestimate the power of a subtly dirty headline.
Previously: Top 10 ES Posts of 2009