Chris:All of those spices, including the lovely and precious saffron, are now useless sawdust. :(
If you truly want a lifetime supply of nutmeg, and better tasting nutmeg, buy the whole nuts. Those suckers never go bad and can be easily ground with your trusty microplane. Us generously in curries. On Bizarre Artifacts from the Depths of My Pantry
its the beginnings of a wizard stick, obviously.
Haven’t you guys seen MacGyver? It’s obviously a high powered laser.
I suppose it’s more of a comment on where I am in life, but my first thouoght was an I.E.D.