Comments on: Dumbest. Packaged. Food. Ever.

By: FS

FS — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 09:53:36 +0000

that dip was sooo good it made us eat the carrots and broccli when we ran out of chips!

By: BS's Mom

BS's Mom — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 20:14:25 +0000

Now you know why I gave those two dips to you.

By: wibia

wibia — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 08:02:33 +0000

ha ha, love this.
P.S. – Sorry, forgot to tell you great post!

By: wibia

wibia — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 01:59:03 +0000

ha ha, love this.

By: Summerfields Foods

Summerfields Foods — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 23:32:12 +0000

It looks like the package contains “Roasted Red Goat, Bell Pepper Cheese”. You probably have to supply your own roasted red goat too.

By: JoeHoya

JoeHoya — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 22:35:59 +0000

The saddest part of this is that it takes something that was all-natural and adds corn syrup solids, dextrose and paprika extract. Thankfully, Hamilton House products are made exclusively for Wine Country Gift Baskets, so there probably aren't a lot of people out there spending their own hard-earned money on this. Even so - I suspect you can doctor your own goat cheese and red pepper dip for the same amount of money and effort that go into this.

By: Nicholas

Nicholas — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 20:46:10 +0000

Not so much stupid as questionable, but almost everything in Asia with an English translation gives me that ‘Who would ever buy something called this?’ feeling.

Case in point: ‘thousand year black beat oat fiber digestion biscuits.’ Don’t get me wrong, they taste amazing, but the packaging ruins it.

By: Summer

Summer — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 19:24:29 +0000

I still think the Smuckers Uncrustables pre-made peanut butter and jelly sandwiches are inane. Who can’t make a PB&J sandwich? My son could make them for himself when he was FIVE.

But then again, at least Uncrustables actually CONTAIN peanut butter and jelly. It’s not as if they’ve marked a gourmet peanut butter and jelly sandwich-making kit, and inside the box is nothing but a butter knife!

By: PlethoraOfPinatas

PlethoraOfPinatas — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 19:08:16 +0000

The other day I saw single bell peppers shrink-wrapped on a styrofoam tray. Not the “traffic-light” trio, but a single green bell pepper! What’s next? Pre-chopped? Or how about a choice of sliced, chopped, minced, or julienned?

By: ML

ML — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 17:30:00 +0000

Uncle Ben’s microwavable rice in a bag. WTF is that shit?