- “Cook better, look better, bite better” with the triple-spiral slicer Wunder Weener.
- Everyone give a big round of thanks to Sweden for FINALLY inventing a 100-percent real bacon product that comes in a tube. Behold Squeez Bacon.
- And at long last, a product that gets that bacon-y smell where you need it the most: Bacon Lube.
*I’ll let you readers decide which, if any, of these new products are April Fools jokes. Personally, I’m going to go ahead and believe in them all. The world is better that way.