Even More Nuts

As of yesterday afternoon, I really thought the Slap Chop guy had officially supplanted John Mayer as the douchiest eater on the Internet. But that was before I found out about the enterprising college student behind the latest secrets-of-picking-up-women revealed series. Watch the video above to unleash the secret panty-removing powers of lettuce and celery.

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  • Britannia March 24, 2009  

    What an INCREDIBLE douchebag– he used the word incredible 10 times in 4 minutes. Unbelievable.

  • Maids March 24, 2009  

    I’m incredibly sick of incredibly dull incredibly dumb guys (incredible) thinking they can get incredible women by waving about pieces of food or machinery. The stupid burger king mini burger commercial drives me batty. No mini burgers do not make my womb ache. fuck you for thinking so.

  • gansie March 24, 2009  

    i’m totally stealing “womb ache” for my next feminist rant

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