Comments on: “You’re Gonna Love My Nuts!”

By: Maids

Maids — Tue, 05 May 2009 13:36:55 +0000

@ Tentoes09 – word. See http://www.endlesssimmer.com/2009/04/01/vince-shlomi-slap-chops-his-way-behind-bars/ – we took care of him

By: Tentoes09

Tentoes09 — Tue, 05 May 2009 02:23:19 +0000

This guy (headset Vince) got arrested for beating up a hooker. I dont like it when people beat up hookers

By: Adelle

Adelle — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 22:12:50 +0000

Actually I have one of these and I love it. Mine isn’t a slap-chop, though. It’s from Pampered Chef and I use it whenever I need finely chopped nuts (love em! hee hee) but I usually forget all about it for the other stuff he demonstrates here. I never even thought of it for a boiled egg or tuna fish and veggies. The more you chop, the finer the stuff becomes.

The thing does come apart and open up “like a butterfly” hahahaha! so it’s easy to wash. And I think the commercial rocks! I laughed when he tossed the inferior one behind him right into the sink! ha! Two Thumbs Up! hahaha

By: Vince Shlomi Slap-Chops His Way Behind Bars

Vince Shlomi Slap-Chops His Way Behind Bars — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 16:13:32 +0000

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By: DUFF

DUFF — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 15:40:32 +0000

Does anyone know if it actually works? Years ago, I actually bought one of the “other” choppers he mentions towards the end, and it suuuuuuucked. Impossible to clean like he mentions. As annoying as he is, nobody looks away from that commercial when it comes on. He’s strangely and disturbingly captivating.

By: EricW

EricW — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 15:23:08 +0000

I’m pretty sure they ripped this guy off: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfYijyWMAjo

By: Chriss

Chriss — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 06:15:18 +0000

LMAO!!! this is the most wacked out commercial i have seen in a while. I saw it for the first time late at night a month or so ago, i was drunk and thought i misheard what he said. martini bikini hilarious!

By: Nick

Nick — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 15:47:30 +0000

When this video came out I watched it like 10 times because I was amazed. A few comments.

1) His “quick breakfast” seriously looks like vomit.

2) I love how you have to chop everything up before it fits in the slam chop. If you watch it again, everything is pre-cut. Awesome.

3) “Fettuccine. Linguine. Bikini. Martini.” I can’t say anything bad about that.

By: Britannia

Britannia — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 14:44:43 +0000

What an annoying prick.

Its useless- not even worth creating bite size portions.