12 comments

  • Ali January 9, 2009  

    bring back the cookies, dammit!

  • Very Very Good Girl January 9, 2009  

    Made me smile/laugh to see cookie monster saying curse words (goes without saying that I’m easily entertained).

  • Michael January 9, 2009  

    lulz

  • Mariah Carey January 10, 2009  

    what about a compromise: 100 calorie packs?

    http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000FA3912

  • Jrod January 12, 2009  

    Mariah Carey reads ES??? Anyway… the change from crumbs flying everywhere to juice squirting everywhere had to piss off the wardrobe dept. The Monster formerly known as “Cookie” obviously is just voicing their concern.

  • Kathy February 15, 2009  

    I totally agree. He is the COOKIE monster! Add someone else with veggies but give him his fix!

  • Poptart February 16, 2009  

    Keep in mind people– The Cookie Monster is STILL the Cookie Monster. He has not become Carrot Monster or Veggie Monster, and he has not sworn off cookies. He just eats them less and has incorporated other healthier foods into his diet– as expressed by his new anthem ‘Cookies are a Sometimes Food’.
    He will always be the Cookie Monster, but he’s gotten over his addiction and is no longer getting the shakes and cooking cookie dough on a spoon with a lighter in the bathroom.
    Because remember kids; anything is okay in moderation. And that’s what the changes in the Cookie Monster are meant to say.
    =^+^=

  • Phil E. Drifter February 23, 2009  

    Photoshopped.

  • Stripy Socks April 3, 2009  

    Funny as hell!!

  • Miguel December 10, 2010  

    MAN AT 1ST I THOUGHT YALL WERE LIKE REALLY REALLY SERIOUS ABOUT ALL THIS BUT THEN I REALIZED IM JUST HIGH HAHAHA. BUT EITHER WAY YALL ARE RITE ABOUT ALL THAT, HE IS THE COOKIE MONSTER & THAT SAYS IT ALL RITE THERE!! ITS LIKE SAYING THE NINJA TURTLES ARENT NINJAS, WTF WUD THEY FUKN BE??!!?? WHOA… IMA HAV TO THINK ABOUT THAT…

  • quatch January 28, 2011  

    thanks phil……douche

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