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> <channel><title>Comments on: Friday Fuck Ups: Bad Avocados?</title> <atom:link href="http://www.endlesssimmer.com/2008/12/19/friday-fuck-ups-bad-avocados/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" /><link>http://www.endlesssimmer.com/2008/12/19/friday-fuck-ups-bad-avocados/</link> <description>- recipes, restaurants, food travel and everything edible</description> <lastBuildDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2012 14:44:02 +0000</lastBuildDate> <sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod> <sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency> <generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1</generator> <item><title>By: Charles</title><link>http://www.endlesssimmer.com/2008/12/19/friday-fuck-ups-bad-avocados/comment-page-1/#comment-58956</link> <dc:creator>Charles</dc:creator> <pubDate>Thu, 13 May 2010 21:01:24 +0000</pubDate> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.endlesssimmer.com/2008/12/19/friday-fuck-ups-bad-avocados/#comment-58956</guid> <description>Having just discovered that avocados might get my triglycerides &amp; &quot;bad&quot; cholesterol down, I went and bought a dozen from my market which were very ripe, and very cheap (up in the great north woods, we pay up to $1.28/ea when they come in unripe, these were $0.29.)
So my roomie comes home from night shift, and we decide to bake a pizza (frozen w/additives) and I&#039;m looking at all these avocados and decide that the slices would be good on top of the pizza, and I proceed to lay them out an  we bake the pizza.
They stayed green and they tasted great, so I started looking for recipes and discovered that cooking avocados is a BAD idea. We must of gotten lucky.
Then I discovered that you could freeze avocados after scooping them for up to 5 months, so I bought out the rest of the avocados.
Now I had 50 avocados in my kitchen, and I was eating a couple a day, and trying to face the daunting task of slicing &amp; scooping them...as they got riper.
So I thought, I can at least speed up the washing process, and put them on the top rack of the washer, turning the faucet to cold and the &quot;water heat&quot; and &quot;dryer heat&quot; off, figuring that they&#039;d get washed in the cold water &amp; all I&#039;d have to do is scoop &amp; pack (still a daunting task--my first attempt made me feel I&#039;d been in a fight with a bunch of greased piglets!)
I looked up as it was in the rinse cycle to see steam pouring out of the dishwasher, so I stopped it, dumped them into cold water and put them out on the front porch in the 40-50 degree weather while I went to find out if I could save them.
Well, the manual for the washer said that the minimum water heat was 120F incoming, so I figured that that was probably where it heated the water too. My roomie and I decided that they HAD to get at least that hot in the tropical sun, so I cut up one and it was great.
But I still had to process them all, and those greased piglets were ever on my mind.
The problem was that I was trying to put them in freezer bags, and had no way to hold the bag open, so I found a cottage cheese container which was about the size of the opening, cut the top 1&quot; off for a bag spreader, then found an old plastic container which was the right size to hold the quart bags I was freezing (4 avocado&#039;s to the bag. Most Guacamole recipes seem to call for 2 and I&#039;m a big guy.)
I still wasn&#039;t motivated, and I found that you can store them for 2-3 days in the refrigerator, and  this time of year my porch is a refrigerator (other times it&#039;s a deep freezer.)
And tried to get motivated.
Today I did them, and while I&#039;ve had trouble finding information and pictures of the inside of a bad one, most were fine, some were questionable, and I tossed 2-3.
Now I have enough frozen for a month at 2 or so a day, and early next month I&#039;ll have my blood work done and see how it does.
But even if they don&#039;t work that well, we&#039;ll still eat  them, and they&#039;re still delicious.
And LOTS tougher than I&#039;d expected.</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Having just discovered that avocados might get my triglycerides &amp; &#8220;bad&#8221; cholesterol down, I went and bought a dozen from my market which were very ripe, and very cheap (up in the great north woods, we pay up to $1.28/ea when they come in unripe, these were $0.29.)</p><p>So my roomie comes home from night shift, and we decide to bake a pizza (frozen w/additives) and I&#8217;m looking at all these avocados and decide that the slices would be good on top of the pizza, and I proceed to lay them out an  we bake the pizza.</p><p>They stayed green and they tasted great, so I started looking for recipes and discovered that cooking avocados is a BAD idea. We must of gotten lucky.</p><p>Then I discovered that you could freeze avocados after scooping them for up to 5 months, so I bought out the rest of the avocados.</p><p>Now I had 50 avocados in my kitchen, and I was eating a couple a day, and trying to face the daunting task of slicing &amp; scooping them&#8230;as they got riper.</p><p>So I thought, I can at least speed up the washing process, and put them on the top rack of the washer, turning the faucet to cold and the &#8220;water heat&#8221; and &#8220;dryer heat&#8221; off, figuring that they&#8217;d get washed in the cold water &amp; all I&#8217;d have to do is scoop &amp; pack (still a daunting task&#8211;my first attempt made me feel I&#8217;d been in a fight with a bunch of greased piglets!)</p><p>I looked up as it was in the rinse cycle to see steam pouring out of the dishwasher, so I stopped it, dumped them into cold water and put them out on the front porch in the 40-50 degree weather while I went to find out if I could save them.</p><p>Well, the manual for the washer said that the minimum water heat was 120F incoming, so I figured that that was probably where it heated the water too. My roomie and I decided that they HAD to get at least that hot in the tropical sun, so I cut up one and it was great.</p><p>But I still had to process them all, and those greased piglets were ever on my mind.</p><p>The problem was that I was trying to put them in freezer bags, and had no way to hold the bag open, so I found a cottage cheese container which was about the size of the opening, cut the top 1&#8243; off for a bag spreader, then found an old plastic container which was the right size to hold the quart bags I was freezing (4 avocado&#8217;s to the bag. Most Guacamole recipes seem to call for 2 and I&#8217;m a big guy.)</p><p>I still wasn&#8217;t motivated, and I found that you can store them for 2-3 days in the refrigerator, and  this time of year my porch is a refrigerator (other times it&#8217;s a deep freezer.)</p><p>And tried to get motivated.</p><p>Today I did them, and while I&#8217;ve had trouble finding information and pictures of the inside of a bad one, most were fine, some were questionable, and I tossed 2-3.</p><p>Now I have enough frozen for a month at 2 or so a day, and early next month I&#8217;ll have my blood work done and see how it does.</p><p>But even if they don&#8217;t work that well, we&#8217;ll still eat  them, and they&#8217;re still delicious.</p><p>And LOTS tougher than I&#8217;d expected.</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: Friday Fuck Ups: The Quiche That Wasn&#8217;t</title><link>http://www.endlesssimmer.com/2008/12/19/friday-fuck-ups-bad-avocados/comment-page-1/#comment-35886</link> <dc:creator>Friday Fuck Ups: The Quiche That Wasn&#8217;t</dc:creator> <pubDate>Fri, 24 Apr 2009 12:59:05 +0000</pubDate> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.endlesssimmer.com/2008/12/19/friday-fuck-ups-bad-avocados/#comment-35886</guid> <description>[...] ed. note &#8212; please give a big ES welcome to our newest contributor, Allyson, who graces us this week with her finest fuck-up.  Although I must say, I actually want to eat this one, unlike some other FFUs of the past. (I&#8217;m looking at you, fried guac balls.) [...]</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] ed. note &#8212; please give a big ES welcome to our newest contributor, Allyson, who graces us this week with her finest fuck-up.  Although I must say, I actually want to eat this one, unlike some other FFUs of the past. (I&#8217;m looking at you, fried guac balls.) [...]</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: lpkitten</title><link>http://www.endlesssimmer.com/2008/12/19/friday-fuck-ups-bad-avocados/comment-page-1/#comment-25296</link> <dc:creator>lpkitten</dc:creator> <pubDate>Fri, 19 Dec 2008 22:40:41 +0000</pubDate> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.endlesssimmer.com/2008/12/19/friday-fuck-ups-bad-avocados/#comment-25296</guid> <description>this makes me sad! i love your blog by the way!</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>this makes me sad! i love your blog by the way!</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: Liza</title><link>http://www.endlesssimmer.com/2008/12/19/friday-fuck-ups-bad-avocados/comment-page-1/#comment-25294</link> <dc:creator>Liza</dc:creator> <pubDate>Fri, 19 Dec 2008 21:23:24 +0000</pubDate> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.endlesssimmer.com/2008/12/19/friday-fuck-ups-bad-avocados/#comment-25294</guid> <description>yeah this really makes me sad - I&#039;ve been looking foward to knowing the results of this wonderful idea!!!  My thoughts are truly with you</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>yeah this really makes me sad &#8211; I&#8217;ve been looking foward to knowing the results of this wonderful idea!!!  My thoughts are truly with you</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: miked.</title><link>http://www.endlesssimmer.com/2008/12/19/friday-fuck-ups-bad-avocados/comment-page-1/#comment-25283</link> <dc:creator>miked.</dc:creator> <pubDate>Fri, 19 Dec 2008 16:42:58 +0000</pubDate> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.endlesssimmer.com/2008/12/19/friday-fuck-ups-bad-avocados/#comment-25283</guid> <description>i&#039;m with el and molly--i bet it would be better to bread and fry avocado wedges--sorry gans, no feta that way. hot guac is bad news, as anyone who has tried to reheat their mexican food in the microwave without removing guac first has learned.</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i&#8217;m with el and molly&#8211;i bet it would be better to bread and fry avocado wedges&#8211;sorry gans, no feta that way. hot guac is bad news, as anyone who has tried to reheat their mexican food in the microwave without removing guac first has learned.</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: gansie</title><link>http://www.endlesssimmer.com/2008/12/19/friday-fuck-ups-bad-avocados/comment-page-1/#comment-25282</link> <dc:creator>gansie</dc:creator> <pubDate>Fri, 19 Dec 2008 16:31:05 +0000</pubDate> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.endlesssimmer.com/2008/12/19/friday-fuck-ups-bad-avocados/#comment-25282</guid> <description>so depressing.  i mean, how could avocado do this to me!</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>so depressing.  i mean, how could avocado do this to me!</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: miked.</title><link>http://www.endlesssimmer.com/2008/12/19/friday-fuck-ups-bad-avocados/comment-page-1/#comment-25281</link> <dc:creator>miked.</dc:creator> <pubDate>Fri, 19 Dec 2008 16:28:01 +0000</pubDate> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.endlesssimmer.com/2008/12/19/friday-fuck-ups-bad-avocados/#comment-25281</guid> <description>you silly child, 80p. Anybody who started watching Nickelodeon during the Reagan years knows that green slime started on &quot;you can&#039;t do that on television&quot;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QbhfbLUtQs</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>you silly child, 80p. Anybody who started watching Nickelodeon during the Reagan years knows that green slime started on &#8220;you can&#8217;t do that on television&#8221;</p><p><a
href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QbhfbLUtQs" rel="nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QbhfbLUtQs</a></p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: Clay</title><link>http://www.endlesssimmer.com/2008/12/19/friday-fuck-ups-bad-avocados/comment-page-1/#comment-25278</link> <dc:creator>Clay</dc:creator> <pubDate>Fri, 19 Dec 2008 15:58:45 +0000</pubDate> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.endlesssimmer.com/2008/12/19/friday-fuck-ups-bad-avocados/#comment-25278</guid> <description>Well it was a good try!  At least they look lovely.</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well it was a good try!  At least they look lovely.</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: El</title><link>http://www.endlesssimmer.com/2008/12/19/friday-fuck-ups-bad-avocados/comment-page-1/#comment-25273</link> <dc:creator>El</dc:creator> <pubDate>Fri, 19 Dec 2008 15:04:55 +0000</pubDate> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.endlesssimmer.com/2008/12/19/friday-fuck-ups-bad-avocados/#comment-25273</guid> <description>I&#039;m wondering if you just left the avocados in chunks, instead of mashing into guac? I&#039;ve put avocado in hot soup before and it holds up well, and doesn&#039;t have weirdness due to heat. And it sounds like the TX yumminess is in larger pieces.
Just a thought.</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m wondering if you just left the avocados in chunks, instead of mashing into guac? I&#8217;ve put avocado in hot soup before and it holds up well, and doesn&#8217;t have weirdness due to heat. And it sounds like the TX yumminess is in larger pieces.</p><p>Just a thought.</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: 80 Proof</title><link>http://www.endlesssimmer.com/2008/12/19/friday-fuck-ups-bad-avocados/comment-page-1/#comment-25272</link> <dc:creator>80 Proof</dc:creator> <pubDate>Fri, 19 Dec 2008 14:23:22 +0000</pubDate> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.endlesssimmer.com/2008/12/19/friday-fuck-ups-bad-avocados/#comment-25272</guid> <description>Interesting Molly. I knew there had to be someone out there doing this. Can always count on Texas when frying foods, or drinks. Time for an investigation...</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Interesting Molly. I knew there had to be someone out there doing this. Can always count on Texas when frying foods, or drinks. Time for an investigation&#8230;</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> </channel> </rss>
