Comments on: Things Even America Really Shouldn’t Have Invented

By: ES Editors’ Choice Awards: Best Food Moments of 2008

ES Editors’ Choice Awards: Best Food Moments of 2008 — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 16:25:18 +0000

[...] a can! Pre-cream-cheesed bagels! But we’re giving this award to the pure idiocy that is the peanut butter slice. Designed especially for people who can’t seem to master that complicated spread with a [...]

By: Maidelitala

Maidelitala — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 16:07:13 +0000

they probably are a nonperishable item… then again so is rubber, still wouldn’t want to chew on it

By: Ken

Ken — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 23:47:02 +0000

Perhaps these PB slices are more resistant to spoilage. Or I guess they could be useful on a long nature hike.

By: JoeHoya

JoeHoya — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 16:39:55 +0000

Having gotten over my initial revulsion to the very concept, two things strike me as problematic:

1. Creamy peanut butter should be soft and spreadable. If it is, good luck getting it out of that plastic wrap. If it’s not, then I suspect the texture will be a significant turn-off.

2. That’s WAY less peanut butter than I like on my PB&J…I would need two or three slices to make a decent sandwich.

By: missginsu

missginsu — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 16:18:07 +0000

Clayton: It may not be an *intentional* joke, and yet…

By: P.B. Slices: The Funner Peanut Butter | So Good

P.B. Slices: The Funner Peanut Butter | So Good — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 16:06:35 +0000

[...] pal Brendan, over at Endless Simmer has brought this wonderful product to my attention, along with Thursday Night Smackdown. However, [...]

By: Clayton

Clayton — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 15:11:45 +0000

You gotta be kidding me. Please, for the love of all thats holy, tell me this is a joke…

I can tell its not, but if I hope long enough maybe it will come true!

By: Jon

Jon — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 15:00:01 +0000

This brings america one step closer to futuristic food pills.

USA! USA! USA!

By: michelle @ TNS

michelle @ TNS — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 14:29:40 +0000

i have no love lost for the PB slice – after all, i posted it as a “what the fuck?” but the amount of vitriol directed toward it makes me feel almost sorry for it.

okay, not really. it’s still fucking disgusting.

By: JoeHoya

JoeHoya — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 13:53:18 +0000

Looks like we’ve got the good folks at Oklahoma State University to thank for this crime against man and nature:

http://cowboyjournal.okstate.edu/cjspring00/cjp24.html

Go State!