Who Cooked It Better: Name That Gazpacho

With tomato season in full effect — well, except for DAD GANSIE’s garden because he doesn’t start his planting until very late witch means his yard yields vegetables until November — it means gazpacho time. And that run-on sentence was dedicated to DAD GANSIE.

Embarrassingly, I’ve never thrown together this classic summertime soup. I grew to love it during my summer in Barcelona where the women in my dorm would throw together this cooling, super fresh dish every day. It was really the only thing that would make me leave the beach and head to afternoon class.

Now, I’m not exactly sure what makes something a gazpacho, but I can tell you, these bloggers are not following any rules I’ve ever seen on the subject.

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Top Left: Golden Gazpacho [Vegan for the People]
We love our vegan friends, even though BS can never shut the fuck up about bacon. This recipe is actually not as revolutionary as some other vegan dishes that have been featured on ES (I’m looking at you Hezbollah Tofu) and I say that as a compliment. Everyone always thinks that when something is vegetarian or vegan, it’s going to be some bastard child of what it should be. Vegan for the People chooses a beautiful yellow tomato, topped with a cilantro garnish to create his spin on this light meal.

Top Right: Greek Gazpacho [Kalofagas]
This Greek version starts off normal: red tomatoes, cucumbers, peppers, vegetable cocktail (cheating?) and then goes freaking berserk when it calls for the use of a shot glass. Now I was excited when I saw those iceberg size cubes of feta, but just try to guess what that greenish globe in the middle is. It’s frozen olive oil! An olive oil ice cube! OMG! Kalofagas suggests either using a shot glass (filled halfway) or an ice cube tray to create these solid masses of oil, which will keep your soup flavorful and cold.

Bottom Left: Gazpacho Salad [Smitten Kitchen]
Okay, I can’t even pretend that I’m sure this belongs in today’s edition of WCiB. But, hey, if Smitten is going to put “gazpacho” in the recipe name, then I think it’s fair game. The gazpacho salad is more or less made up of the same ingredients as regular gazpacho, but not blended. The addition of homemade croutons makes this akin to panzanella, but not quite drinkable.

Bottom Right: Avocado-Sesame Gazpacho with Cilantro and Sauteed Shrimp [Croque-Camille]
Avocado! Now, there are no tomatoes in this recipe whatsoever, so I’m uncertain how this Camille girl can get away with calling it a gazpacho. However, she seduced me with her use of avocado. With an immersion blender, Camille combines avocado, tahini and fish stock among other ingredients to lay a base for her sauteed shrimp. Sprinkled with toasted sesame seeds, this is surely a slap in the face to the flourishing tomato crop.

Who Cooked [Gazpacho] Better?

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Lights! Camera! Cook!

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A little while back I interviewed Lauren DeSantis, the host of the public access show Capital Cooking. And even though my write up wasn’t terribly nice, Lauren entertained my idea of meeting up to talk about featuring DC food bloggers on her show. I’m such a self-serving little bitch. I know.

Anyway, Lauren and I hung out at her and her husband’s gorgeous Penn Quarter apartment (she’s a lawyer by day) and chatted about her show, about food, about Alton Brown. And how in awe I was of her ability to cook, look cute, not cut herself and make conversation all while being filmed. But I’ll get back to that in a second. By the end of the night we came up with some fun ideas on how to incorporate the vibrant blogging scene on to her show.

Hence the FOOD BLOGGERS CHALLENGE. EEK! Lauren rounded up three other DC food writer/enthusiasts and we’re gonna fuck shit up on public access!

My Opponents

Lauren DeSantis / Capital Cooking
April Fulton / The Food Scribe
Alison McConnell / Humble Gourmand
Johnna Rowe / Johnna Knows Good Food

We wanted to really play up the idea of blogging and make it as interactive as possible so we need your help with Phase 1. We’re letting our combined blog audience pick which dish we’ll make on the show. The episode will air in winter so we’re going with a comfort food theme.

The Choices Lasagna / Chili / Chicken Potpie / Mac-n-Cheese

Everyone will create their interpretation of the dish and then be judged…I’ll let you know more about the judging in a bit…

Go vote for the dish you most want me to put a fried egg over.

And let’s start thinking about my on-air outfit! Britannia? Help! And yes, I know, I have many hours of practice just by looking at the photo above. (I’m wearing this band on my shirt.)

Snacks CAN make you a Doctor!

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Thank you to everyone for your fabulous snack ideas for Matt’s PhD proposal exam, which he PASSED!!! He is now officially on his way to being Dr. Matt! He he he!

So after I wrote the last post, I got word that the snacks needed to be more lunch-oriented, but thanks to ES this was no problem! I decided to make Gansie’s Power Snacks, which includes Roasted Poblano Pepper Dip, Rosemary and Garlic Olives, and Mustard and Horseradish Egg Salad Toasts. I also made Gansie’s Chickpea and Artichoke, and Roasted Red Pepper Crostini. Then I cut up cucumbers and made pita chips by baking mini whole wheat pitas. Now remember, I’m the microwave expert here, so these were very challenging choices for me!

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Hott Links: RayRay May be Richer, But JC was an Effing Spy

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– This story has been all over the place, but it’s too cool not to mention on ES. Julia Child: superstar chef; badass undercover secret agent. [Seattle PI]

– Who’s the richest celebrity chef? You only get one, annoyingly cutesy guess, but the rest of the top ten list is worth a read. [Forbes]

– Can’t wait for Top Chef Season 5? Head to Williamsburg and do some D-list celeb stalking [Jaunted]

Photo: Wikimedia

Johnny-Corn-Lately

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I know what you’re thinking:

Wow, Gansie put a fried egg on something. How fucking original. I love seeing the same thing over and over on ES.

Actually, this post is about something I baked. But 80 liked this picture best, so I had to put it on top. The picture directly below actually shows what the post is about, see top. Yes, I baked. Yes, I cheated.

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I’ll explain.

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Feed Us Back: Comments of the Week

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– Everyone’s loving britannia’s Spanish teenager phase, although IOI points out that “the experts ask for a Katxi of Kalimotxo, and don’t expect a fancy glass.”

Who Cooked It Better is shaping up to be a shocker this week, with both pork-y entries falling behind foodie nyc’s glorious goat cheese and fennel dish. Brit just doesn’t understand: “Bacon. Pine nuts. Cheese. FRIED! Why hasn’t this won already?!?!”

– And in case Michael Phelps is still hungry, our readers offer their own take on the very best in Olympic carb-loading foods.

belmontnedina: “What about the Stuffed Pizza Skins from Uno? Only in America would you take a deep dish pizza crust and stuff it with mashed potatoes.”

Liza: “Apparently there is now something called a P-Zone from PIzza Hut that is some combination of pizza and a calzone… like maybe one is on top of the other, I’m not really sure… but seems appropriate for this!”

Tom Aarons: Gold should have gone to the cinnabon! Can one challenge medal results?

Yvo: “My friends and I were trying to come up with a way to deep fry coffee- into donut like things. Every cop’s wet dream, right?” Uh, yes. Someone please invent this and get back to us ASAP.

ES Olymic Coverage: Thailand vs. Mexico

Like all things virtual, ES gets its share of spam. But sometimes there’s a gem in the land of sex/prescription drug nonsense. This one came to us just in time, as the world openly disputes which country (cuisine) reigns supreme. Freaking love the Olympics!

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