“Have you been to this place? They make it right there in front of you. It’s been there for a million years or something. But I gotta say, it was the most bizarre experience. As I was buying the pasta, people were doing some kind of confessional at the checkout line. To the checkout clerks. Amazing stuff. Stuff like, ‘You don’t know what your pasta means to me and my family.’ ‘It’s not the holidays if we don’t have your pasta.’ And you could tell they meant it. All these amazing quotes just pouring out of people. And yeah, the pasta’s pretty great.”