The Truffle Shuffle
Some news you can use about food yo’ broke ass will never be able to taste:
– New York’s millionaires enter crisis mode as the price of white truffles soar. In an effort to explain, the New York Post may have broken their own world record for most nonsensical metaphors in one article.
– But don’t worry, Grub Street points out you can still get a white truffle bagel if you’re willing to drop a grand on it. Add poppy seeds for an extra $500.
– For those of you who are confused, here’s an explanation of why these magic-less mushrooms have everyone in such a tizzy.