Pop-pop-pop-pop-it-up!

Posted on July 31st, 2007 in Snack Time by Edouble

Sorry for the cheesy title to this, but if you knew how I excited I get about popcorn, you’d understand. I must insist that you stop buying microwave popcorn and that you start popping it yourself on your stovetop. My momma taught me how, and now I’ll teach you.

First thing is to buy a bag of popcorn kernels at the store. Take a large pot (one that you would use to boil a lot of pasta), cover the bottom with a good layer of oil (I use olive oil for everything, but vegetable or other oil is just fine), and then pour in a layer of popcorn kernels that also covers the bottom. Put the lid on and turn your heat on high. When the pot starts warming up, pick it up by the handles and give it a swirl to move the kernels around. You’ll want to do this swirl (or you can just shake back and forth) every 30 seconds or so. Soon the kernels will be popping away. When the pops die down, you know it’s ready. Pour it in a big bowl, pour melted butter on the popcorn and mix in, salt to taste. This literally takes all of four or five minutes to do. I personally love to make it at 3am after the bars and before bed. BS can attest to that. It is really, really good! I’m gonna go make some now!

Photo: MSNBC, oddly enough.

Froached Eggs Sweep the Nation

Posted on July 31st, 2007 in Science Class, Trends, Eggs, Breakfast by rooms

Froached eggs with dill and an everything bagel side

A couple of years ago I learned how to properly poach eggs; by properly I mean in a pan of boiling water, not in one of those little plastic things you stick in the microwave (a cheat if I ever could spot one!) The keys are the swirl and the vinegar in the water, which repels the albumin protein of the egg white (I think, ask Alton Brown!), and thus keeps it together. I’ve since come up with a few recipes I really love with poached eggs, and my own way to cheat. FROACHED EGGS! It’s more of a time saver than a cheat, really.

Learn how after the jump.

I Swear,They’re Real

Posted on July 30th, 2007 in Spuds, Breakfast by gansie

oh purple potato majesty

So you know how all the food writers go on and on about the majestic farmer’s markets and you think to yourself, shut up already with your heirloom tomatoes and your free range-organic-grass fed-brown eggs, because hey, I’m usually too hung over on a Saturday morning to make it out of bed by noon, let alone to some market across town. Well, they may have a point. I found purple potatoes and I was pumped. And no, they’re not dyed - they’re real!

They also had a bunch of other types of potatoes I’ve never heard, and maybe next time I won’t be so star-struck that I’ll be able to take notes. Sorry ES readers!

I used these purple wonders and a bunch of others to make my go-to weekend breakfast - scrambled eggs, skillet potatoes and a half of an everything begal with cream cheese.

Find out more about the breakfast potatoes after the jump.

Swapping Salsa Partners

Posted on July 30th, 2007 in Appetizers, Recipe, Hispanic, Dips, Spicy, Avocado, Veggie by Edouble

'El Cantante'

Fresh Salsa and Guacamole:

Please, please throw out your store-bought jarred salsas and “avocado-flavored” guacamole!! These two tasty delights are far too easy to make for anyone to settle for mass-produced and highly preserved imitations. And, best of all, once you’ve perfected your blend of ingredients, you will impress people left and right and will receive unprecedented praise at parties.

To get started, buy the following:

6-8 vine-ripe tomatoes (you can buy roma or other types, but the more flavorful the tomato the better)

1 large yellow onion

2-4 jalapenos

1 pasilla pepper

1 bunch of cilantro

1 head of garlic

2-3 limes

4 avocados

Instructions for both dips after the jump.

Mmmmmm…voting

Posted on July 30th, 2007 in Contests, Personal by BS

Last chance to vote for our editor Gansie in the Hottest Media Types Contest! The voting closes this afternoon. As of this writing, Stef is on the cusp of victory and will climb over the top if she gets a few more votes from say, 14,812 of you (or just one, if you happen to be a bot).

Where’s My Easy Button?

Posted on July 29th, 2007 in Personal by gansie

they actually meant staples

So, when the doctors said they would “staple” 80 Proof up from his appendectomy, we all thought that they meant medical staples, which wouldn’t be like real staples at all. Um, no. Poor 80 actually has real staples securing his flesh. That fucking appendix.

Just as 80 shares his thoughts on drinks and food with you when he can actually eat sitting up, he’d also like to pass along what his aching body has been able to absorb so far, day one post surgery.

Honey Bunches of Oats with 2% Milk
Jell-O
Banana
Wheat Thins
French Toast with real maple syrup
Applesauce
Gatorade
Apple Juice

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You can leave your love for 80 in the comments section below

Blame Dr. Cox

Posted on July 28th, 2007 in Recipe, Personal, Fruit, Breakfast by gansie

french toast and fruit

As I nervously awaited 80 Proof’s mother’s arrival to our new apartment and to taste my much-debated breakfast, 80 Proof’s appendix decided to become inflamed and screamed to come out, according to Dr. Cox. So, instead of prepping for the morning meal, 80 was prepped for surgery. Clearly, crepes was not on the agenda anymore. Don’t worry 80 Proof fans, he’s home now, and the percocets and various other drugs are keeping him somewhat comfortable. Unfortunately, he’ll probably be out of blogging shape for a bit.

BUT, 80’s momma still came over for the Tour de France (and to take care of her sick son) so I decided that I should make the best of the situation, and feed her and I, while 80 moaned over cereal and some cherry Jell-O.

From the post-hospital food shopping spree, and my quick trip to the Mt. Pleasant Farmer’s Market, I decided on a French Toast with a multi-fruit topping.

Recipe post-jump.

The Revolution will not be Televised, but it will be Tasty

Posted on July 28th, 2007 in Hispanic, Fish, Avocado by Edouble

oaxaca.jpg 

Editors Note: One of the original perpetrators of this blog (credit: she came up with the term edible pantries as well as many of our better rejected blog names), Edouble is a little late to start because she managed to escape the working (and blogging) world to Mexico for the better part of the summer, so for her first post we ordered up some original reporting direct from Oaxaca. Please welcome Edouble to ES.

A three week adventure to the wonderful Mexican state of Oaxaca and its charming urban hub, the city of Oaxaca, proved to be a lesson in the real meaning of flavor. From the moles (black, red, yellow), to the delectably stuffed tamales, to the tacos, to the green salsa/cilantro pesto, to the abundance of avocado that garnishes so many plates, to the fresh sea fare, everything was amazing. Good gravy!! Eating in Oaxaca was an absolute delight! And despite the ridiculous amount of eating I engaged in, I managed to lose a few pounds, so fear not.

Unfortunately, I did not learn how to cook any of these things, but have some guesses on a couple of dishes I ate. My man may report later on how to make some incredible sauces and if I’m lucky enough, mole too. For now, let me share a few things I think are easily replicable.

Take 1 avocado, cut it in half, spoon the avocado out of the skin leaving it intact. Mush up the avocado and set aside. Sauté 6 to 8 large shrimp and mix in with the mushed avocado. Spoon the shrimp and pseudo-guacamole back into one half of the avocado skin. Serve cold. Add cilantro and diced tomato to garnish.

Fresh tuna with capers, onion, oil and salt
(This won’t be as good without a “right-out-of-the-sea” tuna, but give it a whirl anyway).
Take 1 full tuna, cut in half or skin if need be, add olive oil, salt, capers (use the juice, too), and thinly sliced onion and bake for 30 to 40 minutes. It’s simple but delicious.

Hopefully more later on mole and tamales.

Hott Drinks: You Mean Bottled Water Isn’t Worth the Price?

Posted on July 27th, 2007 in Hott Links, Drinks by BS

Even more of the thirstiest content on the web:

Aquafina is Really Just Tap Water [Agency Spy]

Alcohol Goes on a Health Kick [NYT]

Drunk Astronauts Allowed on Shuttle [CNN]

Top Chef Recap: Lame Reunion Special

Posted on July 27th, 2007 in Top Chef, TV by BS

 Padma Lakshmi

So Bravo really pushed the boundaries of dragging out a reality TV show this week by airing a reunion special - a third of the way through the freaking season. Clearly I have better things to do OK, not so much, but I’m not happy about it.

There are only two must-see moments, when Padma explains how she got the hottest arm scar this side of the Ganges, and Tom awkwardly reaches out to the bear community. Fortunately, they are both contained within this clip.

Photo courtesy Flickr user richcianci.